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I speak to my cat
Apr. 3rd, 2012 12:21 amyep. If ever needed further proof of the fact that I am crazy.
here it is:
I speak to my cat.
and she answers me.
or, to be more precise, she speaks to me and I answer her.
We obviously use cat tongue because human tongue is way too basic for cats and it can not encompass all the complexities of cat emotions.
Truth is I am able to hold conversations with my cat, and this is very important and interesting because I am almost fluid now in cat chat and so I have begin to understand that they (the cats) are actually a very developed and highly intelligent species that is able to control humans and are manipulating our evolution so as to breed the perfect petter.
Even after finding that I am no more than the product of an elegant and elaborated breeding program I feel no need to complain about it. But I do have an overwhelming necessity to pet my cat.
here it is:
I speak to my cat.
and she answers me.
or, to be more precise, she speaks to me and I answer her.
We obviously use cat tongue because human tongue is way too basic for cats and it can not encompass all the complexities of cat emotions.
Truth is I am able to hold conversations with my cat, and this is very important and interesting because I am almost fluid now in cat chat and so I have begin to understand that they (the cats) are actually a very developed and highly intelligent species that is able to control humans and are manipulating our evolution so as to breed the perfect petter.
Even after finding that I am no more than the product of an elegant and elaborated breeding program I feel no need to complain about it. But I do have an overwhelming necessity to pet my cat.
